Welcome

     As the description says, I really have no intention of sharing any information that could identify myself to someone else.
     However, if anyone should stumble upon whatever mess this may turn out to be, you may stay if you like. Feel free to laugh at my jokes and my embarrassing stories. I'm sure I'll make a plenty good fool of myself. My inner child isn't really inner, per se, if you catch my drift. It's pretty safe to say that on a scale of 1 - 100, my maturity level is 69.